Here Come de Fudge - Coma Quick Brownies
The Canny Bus Trip Kit
Jay R. Cavanaugh, Ph.D.
brownies made from scratch are the best in the world but let’s face it, they
are neither so easy nor quick to make. As the Canny Bus gets a new air conditioning
compressor in order to make yet another northern excursion, we decided to try a
quick and dirty method of making great fudge brownies.
northern medical cannabis gardeners provide free trim for the sick and dying.
We can’t tell you who they are for obvious reasons but believe me they are real
life savers. What’s more they love my cooking!
the Canny Bus is gassed up, repaired, and ready to go. Buttons our bear is
onboard and his seatbelt fastened. Visions of fresh bud crowd his little
stuffed bear brain. New trim awaits the canny cooks! We’ve picked a bushel of
lemons for our northern friends and are prepared for a spring visit. Now for
the real present, here comes de fudge, here come coma quick brownies. The way
Nurse Nancy wife drives, the brownies will still be warm when we arrive at our
secret rendezvous in a forest glade somewhere in the Foothills of the great Sierra Nevada. Forget Humboldt, Santa Cruz, and Big Sur or Amsterdam for that matter because these
fertile foothills (elevation 2,500 feet) grow some of the best cannabis on the
recipe can be made from start to finish in only 40 minutes.
Wife discovered that Duncan Hines makes one super duper brownie mix. I never
met Duncan but he knew what he was doing when
he came up with this mix. All you need to add is a couple of eggs and our own
Black Out Butter. Can it be this easy to make deadly brownies that rival our
One box of
Duncan Hines Brownie Mix
2 large eggs
1 cup Black Out Butter
tablespoon bourbon vanilla, one teaspoon fresh lemon zest, one tablespoon Grand
Black Out Butter to room temperature. Wisk the butter and the eggs in a large
mixing bowl until smooth. Gradually add the brownie mix and blend with a wood
spoon until smooth. If the mix is too thick (doubtful) you can add a couple of
tablespoons of water. Pour mixture into
a Pam coated baking pan (not a loaf pan, not a cookie sheet, just a 6X6x2).
Place in a preheated 350 degree oven for 30-40 minutes or until slightly firm.
Set aside and let them cool if you have that kind of patience.
cannabutter cooks just like oil. The directions on the box of Duncan Hines call
for one half cup of oil but we used a full cup of cannabutter instead. This
means that the brownies are going be fudgier than normal.
Warning: This recipe makes approximately 12 large brownies. The one cup of
Black Out Butter was made with approximately 50 grams of trim. Assuming trim
potency 50% of flowers and estimating an extraction efficiency of 75% that mean
each brownie has the equivalent of about 2 grams of flowers. We didn’t name
these guys “Quick Coma” for nothing.
We strongly recommend these brownies for:
Muscle spasticity from MS, diabetes, HCV, and other disorders
associated with autism spectrum disorders
Maintaining cannabinoid blood levels in chronic pain syndromes
drive, operate machinery, or, in fact do anything besides sleeping, listening
to music, or watching the Sci-Fi channel for 8-12 hours following ingestion.
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